I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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I eat ass

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.