strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Pee in the shower

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.