When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

speak proper english

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

Talk to my cat.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

I pee in the shower. :3

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.