When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.