sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.