- Things You Think Only You Do

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Pee in the shower

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.