- Things You Think Only You Do

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

I sleep in my underpants every single night

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

This song will not come out of my head!

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.