Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Poop naked.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.