- Things You Think Only You Do

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

im going to kill that person and get away with it

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.