Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Ur mum

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.