check shower for murder then pee

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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My parents are annoying.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.