Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Poop naked.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.