Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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check shower for murder then pee

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.