When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.