play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Vote for the other guy

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Pee in the shower

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.