I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.