sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Think about breathing...

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.