Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -50

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

thumb_up thumb_down -64

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

thumb_up thumb_down -74

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

thumb_up thumb_down -76

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

thumb_up thumb_down -3

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.