See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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k. everyone

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.