Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.