When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Ur mum

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.