- Things You Think Only You Do

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Picking my nose.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

Boinked my neighbor

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.