I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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I hit the frig after sex

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.