Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.