When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Pee in the shower

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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fap

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.