chew on the side of my teeth

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I **** with no hands.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.