- Things You Think Only You Do

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Play as both sides on fifa

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

I Masturbate Daily.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.