- Things You Think Only You Do

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Look at my poop before flushing

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Play as both sides on fifa

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.