strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.