I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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My parents are annoying.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.