I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.