Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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fap

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.