Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Pee in the shower

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Pee in the shower

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.