Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Pee in the shower

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.