Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Pretend my life is a videogame.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Sitting next to a banana called James

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Pee in the shower

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.