get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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My parents are annoying.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.