When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Think about breathing...

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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My parents are annoying.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.