When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Eat ice by itself

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sing like a pro in da shower

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.