sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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chew on the side of my teeth

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.