When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.