- Things You Think Only You Do

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

I meow when my cat meows.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.