smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Vote for the other guy

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.