dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.