Brake for tail-gaters

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.