Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.