While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

im going to kill that person and get away with it

open the fridge A eat food B think

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.