When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.