Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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misread dig bick

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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being super bored at shool

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.