Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.