I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.