having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.