when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.