I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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KICK THE CAN

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.