whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Watch the same movies over and over

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Play Minecraft

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.