Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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misread dig bick

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I can't trill my R's

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.