Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Play Minecraft

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.