- Things You Think Only You Do

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

-19

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

-19

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

-25

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

-27

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

-29

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

-29

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

-29

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

-29

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

-29

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

-31

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

-41

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

-41

I have seen a UFO

-45

When out I like to "people watch."

-51

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

-55

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

-101

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

+64

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

+34

I am Moral Man your friendly rpist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill rpe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

+12

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

+10

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

+4

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

-2

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

I have seen a UFO

When out I like to "people watch."

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

I am Moral Man your friendly rpist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill rpe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

Things You Think Only You Do

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

I have seen a UFO

When out I like to "people watch."

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

Things You Think Only You Do

I am Moral Man your friendly rpist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill rpe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!