Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.