When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.