I always cry when I pray.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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jack off

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.