Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Watch the same movies over and over

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.