I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Your mom

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.