Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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wonder who wrote these things

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Fart at home

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.