Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.