Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Take baths

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.