You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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jack off

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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hate Justin Bieber

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.