Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.