I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.