Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Your mom

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.