Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.