if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.