Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I have seen a UFO

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Take baths

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.