Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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being super bored at school

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.