Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.