When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Your mom

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.