i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.