You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -56

hate Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down -102

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

thumb_up thumb_down -140

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

thumb_up thumb_down -47

http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

thumb_up thumb_down -53

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

thumb_up thumb_down -55

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

thumb_up thumb_down -101

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

thumb_up thumb_down -133

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

thumb_up thumb_down +24

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

thumb_up thumb_down +4

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

thumb_up thumb_down

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

thumb_up thumb_down -30

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Made after doomsday plans

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.