Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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fall asleep in the shower.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.