every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

I'm really picky about how I earn money

fall asleep in the shower.

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.