every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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fall asleep in the shower.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.