Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Your mom

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Take baths

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.