Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I want to suck on your penis

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.