I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.