When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.