oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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misread dig bick

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.