Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.