Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Your mom

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.