Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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KICK THE CAN

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.