i see almost everything as a sign

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.