I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.