if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.