I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.