When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Vote for the other guy

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.