do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.