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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.
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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.
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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.
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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky
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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:
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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.
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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.
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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.
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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.
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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.
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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh
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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.
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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.
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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.
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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen
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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.
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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things
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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.
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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.
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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.