I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.