Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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get really confused

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.