If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Giving my dog a massage.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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wonder who wrote these things

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.