I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.