Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I eat ass

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.