i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I eat ass

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.