DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sit in the shower

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.