Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.