i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.