Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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smoke marijuana

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.