Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.