Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.