When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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I always think I have special powers

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.