Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.