When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.