When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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jack off

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.