laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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I chew my ice cream.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.