- Things You Think Only You Do

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.