Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.