Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Pee in the shower

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.