Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Having gay sex

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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listen to madonnas new album

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.