- Things You Think Only You Do

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Courtesy flush.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.