try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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look at bins as i walk past them

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Picking my nose.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.