When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Take off the ends of the banana (

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

I never feel bored

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

Look at my poop before flushing

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

humiliating little girls

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.