When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.