Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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blink

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Having gay sex

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.