Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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blink

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.