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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Only use the left earphone.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.