Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.