Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.