Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.