I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.