Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.