Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.