When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Pee in the shower.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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I always cry when I pray.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.