Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.