even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Breathe.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.