Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.