Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.