Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.