Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.