Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.