I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.