When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.