When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.