I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.