When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.