Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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I sleep in the nude.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.