When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.