Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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fart

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.