I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.