Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.