If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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fart

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.