Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Pee in the shower.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.