Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

i use dental dams

I have an irrational fear of sloths

As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.