I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.