I control water in the shower.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.