Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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i use dental dams

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.