When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

I eat food when i'm bored..

I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

Breathe.

Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.