sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.