dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.