Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.