turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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thumb down this post

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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misread flashlight

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.