fart

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.