I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.