from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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misread flashlight

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.