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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.
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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.
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i smoke weed all day.
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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.
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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11
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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.
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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.
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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.
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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.
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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....
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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.
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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss
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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.
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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.
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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.
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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.
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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.
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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.
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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.
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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there
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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.
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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.
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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.
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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.