- Things You Think Only You Do

Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

i smoke weed all day.

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.