- Things You Think Only You Do

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

i smoke weed all day.

sing in the shower

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.