- Things You Think Only You Do

Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

i smoke weed all day.

I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

sing in the shower

I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.