Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

Every time I switch pages on, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

sing in the shower

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.