- Things You Think Only You Do

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

sing in the shower

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.