Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

i smoke weed all day.

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

Every time I switch pages on, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.