I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

i smoke weed all day.

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.