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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird
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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.
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I dip my pizza crust in soda
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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass
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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.
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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower
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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.
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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.
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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.
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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them
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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.
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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.
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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared
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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.
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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.
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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.
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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about
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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle
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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.
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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.
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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.
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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.
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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.
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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.