- Things You Think Only You Do

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

sit in the shower

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.