think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.