sit in the shower

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.