Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

sit in the shower

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.