Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.