I pee in the middle to show that i'm the Alpha male of the pack.

OMG... Never thought that this would get to place #1 :D

I also do this to avoid liquid splashing from urinals....

this just made my month

i do it in public toilets just so no body knows what im doing i also do it at school

Alpha male? HA! Doubt it

I do this at night so I don't wake anyone!

Especially when your at a friends house or If there is someone waiting to use the bathroom!

And me

Im a guy and I would never stand and pee into a toilet in a decent home. Very inconsiderate. I sit down to not splash.

Holy fuck I thought I was the only one.

That or I turn on the fan or the sink while I pee. For some reason someone hearing me pee is a crime.

I asked my best friend and my boyfriend if they did this. They both said yes. Lmao. (:

I thought i was the only one in the world who did this

i just pee on the floor

nope i peed as loud as possible