Alpha male? HA! Doubt it

OMG... Never thought that this would get to place #1 :D

Especially when your at a friends house or If there is someone waiting to use the bathroom!

I do this at night so I don't wake anyone!

Holy fuck I thought I was the only one.

I also do this to avoid liquid splashing from urinals....

this just made my month

I pee in the middle to show that i'm the Alpha male of the pack.